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A THREE THING DAY
ON SALE 9TH JULY 2025
ON SALE 9TH JULY 2025
This is my brand new book for 2025.
It contains the text of the stage show presented at the Pleasance Courtyard at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in August. Also there's an original short story called Somewhere Else, about an ex-couple who are meeting up but both have other things on their minds. Then there are some sort-of poems I call Momentaries. And a couple of pieces originally commissioned by The Idler magazine, one about weird Christmases, the other about a games conference. And then there's a short horror story, titled efficiently The Horrors. And A Bit At The Back Of The Book covers everything.
The cover image is a composite montage by Stephany Ungless of photographs taken by Andy Lane.
Oh and you get a free badge with the book too!
The cover price is £9.00 but for a limited time I am selling it at just £8.00 (11% OFF!) with P&P to UK customers of £3.00 per copy, meaning a total of £11.00.
If you'd like a particular dedication there is a box on the Paypal Checkout page.
CLICK HERE TO BUY FROM 9TH JULY 2025
WHO
HERE'S LOST?
In 2022 I took Who Here's Lost? to the Edinburgh Fringe and beyond and the shows were just wonderful, and, as with Each of Us, I made a book of it for folk who didn't catch all the jokes (I tend to go fast).
The book is
80 pages long, and has
the full text of the
show I performed
at The Pleasance during
the 2022 Edinburgh
Fringe Festival (minus some ideas that came to me during the run). But
there's also things from
each of the previous
four decades. There's
the text of The
Predicates from
2014; Glove Story from
2001, a short fable
called The Flower Whose
Petals Were Mirrors,
written in 1991; and
finally a comic
monologue called
Shipwreck, which I wrote
as a student in 1988.
And there's a Bit at the
Back of the Book too.The cover is the terrific illustration by Jules Scheele which also was the poster in Edinburgh (based on a photograph by Andy Lane).
A signed copy of Who Here's Lost? (and other things) costs just £7.00 (a 12.5% discount off the RRP of £8.00) plus postage and packaging of £3.00 for UK customers (First Class mail) meaning a total of £10.00.
And you also get a free badge!
If you'd like a particular dedication there is a box on the Paypal Checkout page.
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EACH OF US
If you saw me perform it, and would now like to read it, this is where you can get your copy of 'Each of Us (And Other Things)' and other things.
Even if you didn't, you can still buy it here.
The book is 80 pages long and has the full text of the stage piece (plus or minus a few edits I made along the way). Then there's a short story called 'Please Wait Here' which I wrote for an art project called (Now That Would Be) Telling. Then there's a set of three love poems I wrote for various Valentine's Days. And a piece about a game I invented called Sartorial Mastermind for an Idler night at the ICA. Finally, there's a bit at the back of the book about various bits and bobs to do with the stage show and the nonsenses I passed along the way.
Oh, and you get a free badge with the book - it says "each of us" in lovely Helvetica.
A signed copy of Each of Us (and other things) costs just £7.00 (a 12.5% discount off the RRP of £8.00) plus postage and packaging of £3.00 for UK customers (First Class mail) so a total of £10.00.
If you'd like a particular dedication there is a box on the Paypal Checkout page.
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UPDATE: It's also available as an eBook for the Kindle from Amazon. This only contains the short story 'Each of Us' and none of the other things, but it is fairly cheap - Each of Us eBOOK
MORE
TREES TO CLIMB
You can also buy signed copies of the book More Trees to Climb here.
The brilliant Stewart Lee wrote an introduction to me and my work and again there's a bit at the back of the book, kind of like a DVD extra.
A signed copy of More Trees to Climb (including a free badge) costs £9.00 (saving 10% from the RRP of £9.99) with postage and packaging of £3.00 per book in the UK, so a total of £12.00.
If you'd like a particular dedication there is a box on the Paypal Checkout page.
CLICK HERE TO BUY NOW
SETS
You can buy a set of my three
self-published books (Each of Us, Who Here's Lost? and A Three Thing
Day) for just £25.00 (including P&P). Free Badges Included.
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Also available - all the above along with More Trees to Climb for just £35.00 (including P&P).
Again with Free Badges.
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ALMOST THE RIGHT PEOPLE
And I am also selling
a Compact Disc called Almost
the Right People. It's full
of music by Simon Oakes and his various
collaborators in his bands Grand Western
and Suns of the Tundra. He was in Rock
Monsters 'Peach' (an offshoot of 'Tool')
and he's written the scores to my shows
for many many years now. In 2009 we put
together a selection of tracks from the
soundtracks of the stage pieces from
1996's "Twelve!" to "Not Everything Is Significant" in 2008, along
with music he developed inspired by my
stories and it's a lovely thing.
The CD costs £5.00 with postage and packing of £2.00 per CD in the UK, making a total to you of £7.00 per disc for domestic customers. They come shrink-wrapped in glamorous plastic, so there's all that fun of opening it to look forward to.
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The CD costs £5.00 with postage and packing of £2.00 per CD in the UK, making a total to you of £7.00 per disc for domestic customers. They come shrink-wrapped in glamorous plastic, so there's all that fun of opening it to look forward to.
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OTHER ITEMS
If you've seen Pronoun
Trouble (or even if you haven't)
you may be in desperate need of a
collection of badges displaying some of
the key words from the show.
Well, your desperation ends now, as I'm selling packs of five badges to satisfy your empty lapels.
They
are 25mm in diameter and say "duck
season," "rabbit season," "laundrette,"
"launderette" and "pronoun trouble," all
in post-modern lower case text, and are
made of a metal.
Each set comes in a small clear plastic wallet, and is priced at just £4.00 plus £2.00 postage and packaging for the UK , making a total of £6.00 for UK customers.
Badges are way cool.
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Well, your desperation ends now, as I'm selling packs of five badges to satisfy your empty lapels.
Each set comes in a small clear plastic wallet, and is priced at just £4.00 plus £2.00 postage and packaging for the UK , making a total of £6.00 for UK customers.
Badges are way cool.
CLICK HERE TO BUY NOW
And if you'd like a video download of
the show to go with a set of badges, I
can sell you that too.
A recording of Pronoun Trouble was made by the excellent people at Go Faster Stripe at Chapter Arts, Cardiff on 24th February 2018 and can be yours to own forever. Here's a couple of screen captures:
It's super-nice and comes with extras - and is totally available from the GFS shop page HERE.
But if you'd like me to send you an envelope with a pre-approved download code (and instructions on how to get the show) as well as a set of badges, I can do that for you today for the low, low price of £7.00. Plus £2.00 postage and packaging for the UK and making a total of £9.00 for UK customers.
CLICK HERE TO BUY NOW
If you hate hanging around for post to arrive and can't wait to get your eyes on the show, do please purchase it from GFS - it's cheaper but they don't have the badges!
A recording of Pronoun Trouble was made by the excellent people at Go Faster Stripe at Chapter Arts, Cardiff on 24th February 2018 and can be yours to own forever. Here's a couple of screen captures:
It's super-nice and comes with extras - and is totally available from the GFS shop page HERE.
But if you'd like me to send you an envelope with a pre-approved download code (and instructions on how to get the show) as well as a set of badges, I can do that for you today for the low, low price of £7.00. Plus £2.00 postage and packaging for the UK and making a total of £9.00 for UK customers.
CLICK HERE TO BUY NOW
If you hate hanging around for post to arrive and can't wait to get your eyes on the show, do please purchase it from GFS - it's cheaper but they don't have the badges!
DUE TO UNCERTAINTY REGARDING INTERNATIONAL
SHIPPING POST-BREXIT AND TO AVOID EXTRA FEES BEFORE DELIVERY, I HAVE
REGRETTABLY SUSPENDED SALES TO THE REST OF THE WORLD.
BUT IF THERE IS SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO BUY, PLEASE CONTACT ME AT benmoorshop@gmail.com AND WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO WORK SOMETHING OUT.
BUT IF THERE IS SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO BUY, PLEASE CONTACT ME AT benmoorshop@gmail.com AND WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO WORK SOMETHING OUT.
Once I receive details of an order through Paypal I'll send you a confirmation email from benmoorshop@gmail.com and let you know when your item(s) is (are) going into the post. Any problems with your order, please contact me on that address.
Who Here's Lost? is available
at
Go Faster
Stripe, Word on the
Water, and Bookseller
Crow on the Hill.
Each of Us is also available at Go Faster Stripe, Word on the Water, and Bookseller Crow on the Hill.
More Trees to Climb is only available still at all good bookshops (and that's how you can tell it's a good book shop).
Or of course you can buy it from amazon.co.uk (slightly cheaper, but not signed, and without any free gifts) here
Each of Us is also available at Go Faster Stripe, Word on the Water, and Bookseller Crow on the Hill.
More Trees to Climb is only available still at all good bookshops (and that's how you can tell it's a good book shop).
Or of course you can buy it from amazon.co.uk (slightly cheaper, but not signed, and without any free gifts) here
Almost the Right People and
more of the music of Simon Oakes and Suns
of the Tundra can be found on their Facebook page.
Happy shopping, and may I say how well you're looking today?
Happy shopping, and may I say how well you're looking today?
UPDATE: KINDLE
EDITIONS
In addition to EACH OF US being self-published as a Kindle eBook, I've also put on sale at Amazon the texts of POPPY DAY (my show from 1999), MY LAST WEEK WITH MODOLIA (from 1998) and "TWELVE!" (my 1996 show). They are about a pound each and really, they're for completists only - they each contain some brilliantly bad jokes for which I can only apologise. But maybe you'd like them.
UK customers can buy them from the Amazon Ben Moor Page.
Residents of other countries should
search their own Amazon Kindle sites -
they're there somewhere!
By making a purchase here, and by using PayPal, you are inevitably providing me with data, and I assume you do this with explicit consent.
Otherwise how would I get your stuff to you?
PayPal has its own Privacy Policy and you can read it here.
To learn how I collect, process and maintain your data, please check out my Data and Privacy Notice, and if you have any questions, don't hesitate to email either benmoorinfo@gmail.com or benmoorshop@gmail.com.
Thank you again!
DATA AND PRIVACY
By making a purchase here, and by using PayPal, you are inevitably providing me with data, and I assume you do this with explicit consent.
Otherwise how would I get your stuff to you?
PayPal has its own Privacy Policy and you can read it here.
To learn how I collect, process and maintain your data, please check out my Data and Privacy Notice, and if you have any questions, don't hesitate to email either benmoorinfo@gmail.com or benmoorshop@gmail.com.
Thank you again!
