'Ours is an elastic planet. Things bounce. Things cohere. And things snap.'

The series was produced by JON NAISMITH and narrated by OLIVER POSTGATE, and was first broadcast by BBC Radio 4 in 1995.

UPDATE  - The series gets occasional repeats on BBC Radio 4Extra - their website and Twitter feed are pretty good for announcements...

If you miss the episodes you can use the LISTEN AGAIN function on the website. Good luck!

Six episodes were made and overall the show went down very well. This was mainly thanks to the wonderful narration by Oliver who made the utter nonsense I had written comprehensible and entertaining. Being a child at the time of Bagpuss, Ivor the Engine and Noggin the Nog, his is a voice I instantly trust. I could listen to him read bus timetables all day. Not that he would, I'm sure, but if he did, I would listen to him.

Elastic Planet is a very gentle show, nothing too challenging and fairly meandering in its style. Anyway, here's a basic guide to the stories, cast and guest stars of the shows.

Episode 1 - THE BABIES

Narrated by Oliver Postgate
With Miriam Margolyes, Gary Waldhorn, Michael Simkins, Dan Strauss, Kerry Shale, Alan Dedicoat, Hugh Scully and James Naughtie.

Two babies are born simultaneously in Northampton General Hospital on 8th July 1955 - Pamela Chetney a cheese sculptor and Genghis Trevelayan, a politician of Mongolian/Cornish descent - and we follow their intertwining lives through the following forty years.

The story involves dust factories, bad spelling rings, verb designing, knitting reform, and renumbering Britain's motorways.

BBC Radio 4 17th May 1995

Episode 2 - THE TRAIN

Narrated by Oliver Postgate
With Miriam Margolyes, Dan Strauss, Michael Troughton, Neil Mullarkey, Ben Moor, Patrick Moore, Richard Baker and Sir Robert Stephens.

You and five other passengers are sitting in a carriage on a train to Whittleble in 1947 - a child genius, a government minister, a man with the head of a fish, an opera singer and a chef. All their stories interrelate but none of them quite realise this before they leave the train.

Cursed Swedish operas, the elite Mime Squad from the Second World War, Methodist pirates and primitve restaurants all come into the tale.

BBC Radio 4 24th May 1995

Episode 3 - THE SHAPE

Narrated by Oliver Postgate
With Michael Troughton, Dan Strauss, Neil Mullarkey, Kerry Shale, Siriol Jenkins, Jamie Owen, Ben Moor, Johnny Ball and Henry Cooper.

Johnny Ball on 'Think of a Number' draws an odd shape with four and a half equal sides on a blackboard. The show is 'lost' by the BBC and reporter Eric Poems follows the conspiracy that has suppressed the truth about the 'Ballagon' ever since.

Spanning the sinking of the Titanic using artificial icebergs, Practical Home Voodoo magazine , drugged electricity, in-utero advertising and rearrangement engineering, the truth is a shocking one. . .

BBC Radio 4 31st May 1995

Epsiode 4 - THE LIFE

Narrated by Oliver Postgate
With Dan Strauss, Kerry Shale, Geoff McGivern, Fiona Allen, Ben Moor, Brian Hayes and Julian Pettifer.

Following the story of Hamilton Pramden, who was born literally with a silver spoon in his mouth, a whole range of facts about the natural world emerge. He translated the rude songs of birds into English in the Nineteenth century and we meet people developing sharper grass, hurdling cattle trainers and proponents of ant prisons. Along the way the beauty of nature is everywhere, from gong beetles to the carpenter elephants of Africa who toil in the elephants' lumberyard.

BBC Radio 4 7th June 1995

Episode 5 - THE OBJECTS

Narrated by Oliver Postgate
With Rebecca Front, Geoff McGivern, Dan Strauss, Kerry Shale, Ben Moor, Caren Keating and Raymond Baxter.

A chest washes ashore on an island in the Indian Ocean. What connects the objects within and what is the history of the man who owned them? And how does a piece of flamenco guitar music fit in?

Siren writers, spoon designers, the tactical paint deposit, and the invention of washing up liquid all contribute to the strange tale. And the flamenco guitar music. . .?

BBC Radio 4 14th June 1995

Episode 6 - THE TRAVEL

Narrated by Oliver Postgate
With Dan Strauss, Michael Troughton, Doon MacKichan, Kerry Shale, Alexander Armstrong and Ben Moor.

The World Unfurled, a travel radio series presented by Warren Spurgeon is previewed in this story. We follow Spurgeon as he travels around this elastic planet and wonder just why he's doing it.

He visits the doubting monks of St Thomas the Disciple, the original location of the White Cliffs of Dover before they were brought to Britain as spoils of empire and Pennsylvania where too much gravity has been dug up along with the coal.

BBC Radio 4 21st June 1995