A dream analyst is approached by a member of the Orberly family to explain how his family has created his bad nightmares. While researching into the extraordinary Twentieth Century enjoyed by various branches of the family, intriguing connections arise. He encounters canine fighter pilots, Methodist Pirates, Bang!, the fourth Rice Krispie brother and an attempt on the world tap dancing land speed record which ends in tragedy. But what is the dream and what is reality? And how does everything constantly come back to a flame in a cave?

I performed 'Pony' at the Edinburgh Fringe in 1994 and then not at all since. I guess it's probably the least successful of the one-man shows and it made me rethink things. I took a year off after and went away and worked for The Guardian and The Observer, and instead of doing another one-man at Edinburgh I headed over to the West coast of the States to do a bit of travelling. It was while on Greyhound bus that I figured out the rough idea for 'Twelve!' which was a return to form.

But 'Pony' does have its moments. The opening speech is pretty good, I think, as a piece of overwritten baloney, and the bit with Bang! (the Rice Krispie brother who left before they hit the big time) makes me laugh still. I made my voice squeaky using a pitch shift delay pedal on a microphone but I guess a suck of helium would have done the trick. The tapdancing world record, the naming of farts like hurricanes, the priest dream, the beat weatherman - these are all neat ideas which I've used in other scripts. But basically, as a show, it didn't entirely come off. I'd just read 'What A Carve Up!' by Jonathan Coe and I wanted to do something about a family on that sort of scope. But my lack of specific ideas kind of skewered that one...

The music was by Michael Oliva, the poster and flyer design by Lorenzo Wood and it was produced and directed by Ted Smith. But don't blame any of them, blame me.